Stupid things about me......

1. My uncle once: took my sister and I for a ride in his antique car and scared the crap out of us.
2. Never in my life: have I been to a hockey game
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: my kids
4. High School was: Scarey, Enlightening, FUN
5. The animal I'm most afraid of: Birds
6. My first real love was: Jimmy
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: my sister
8. I talk to my ex's: yes, when I see them, I didn't before.
9. When I was 5: My real dad left
10. Last Christmas : I enjoyed visiting with family, even though my sister was late, we all still had a good time.
11. When I turn my head left, I see: My second computer, pics of my boys, my calendar and bulletin board
12. When I turn my head right, I see: parts cabinets and used parts ready for shipping
13. The craziest Family Event was: Anything that my uncle Ron was in a good mood
14. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: Rachel, in the end, she found her true love.
15. By this time next year: I'll be working and running kids everywhere
16. My favorite Aunt is: Betty - Mom's youngest sister, who has always been everyones friend
17. I have a hard time understanding: those who only put themselves first
18. One time at a family gathering: We played Pictionary and my sister and I kicked ass ... Dad swore we were cheating, but we weren't.
19. You know I "like" you if: I talk to you a second time.
20. If I won an award, the first person(people) I'd thank is: My mother and father
21. Take my advice: Change is good, it only makes us better
22. My ideal breakfast is: Anything with my family.
23. If you visit my hometown: you'd be very proud of yours ;)
24. If you spend the night at my house: I'd cook a good dinner, break out the liquor if you drink, and we'd talk all night.
25. I'd stop my wedding if: What the hell kind of question is that.
26. The world could do without: Sexual offenders
27. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: let me get back to you on that one...lol
28. My favorite blonde is: Faith Hill - she's beautiful, can sing and act and she married Tim McGraw ...
29. Paper clips are more useful than: no paperclips
30. If I do anything well, it is: making friends
32. And by the way: I can't count ;)
32. The last time I was drunk: I was at a charity bowling event with my boss... we had a blast!
33. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: pigs
34. I shouldn't be: so hard on myself ...
35. Once, at a bar: I got totally toasted, my sister drove me home and I yelled at some girl across the parking lot who was yelling at a guy driving away from her
36. Last night: talked to a sweet man
37. There's this girl I know who: thinks she knows everything about everybody ...
38. A better name for me would be: I like my name, though when I was younger I wanted to be named Melissa
39. If I ever go back to school I'll: Become a teacher. Kindergarten sounds good.
40. Next time I go to church: will be when Luke sits still and understands how to be quiet (unless I can get someone to watch him during mass)
41. How many days until my birthday?: 171 days