Most Embarrassing Moment as a Mom .....

Ok, I'm sure you think you've topped the list ... that something your kid did was the worst that could EVER happen to any parent .... Try this one on for size ....

I'm getting my hair cut, we (Austin, maybe 4 or 5 at the time, Myself and Ralph-the guy cutting my hair) were the only ones in the salon. As Ralph begins to cut my hair, Austin says "My Mom has a penis." Just blurts it out, no one was talking about anything of that nature or anything ... OMG ... I thought I was going to die! I shot a look up in the mirror that could have killed ... Ralph of course has my hair in his hand and his head laying on top of mine just rolling with laughter. I said to Austin "NO I DO NOT have a penis" He insists that I do .... I told him that we'd talk about it later and that he should not say another word ... Of course, Ralph (who I've known for some time, we went to school together) is still laughing when he tells Austin to let his Aunt know this information, cause she'd get a kick out of it ...

Austin and I get ready to go, I ask him what on earth made him say such a thing ... he says, very seriously I might add, "Well you do" I again told him that I do not, he says "Well then! How do you pee??"